of the birthday...

happy bday to me..
happy bday to me...
happy bday dear elf..
happy bday to me...

24 going on 18, like i was tellin ma fren, if a man's success is measured by the number of birthday wishes he receives, i am a very lucky man... 8) today's a good day, this yr will be a good yr. 8) live a good life y'all...

of the friendster whores...

you know who u are. check out this site - "Why is everyone you know on Friendster?"

of the alls and the nothings...

" that maybe I am me
that I am all or nothing
that maybe I am me
I missed out all that's in between... "

of the blogs we leave behind...

a 4am icq conversation btw me and dax
(just for the record, his blog is now on my links)

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:49 AM eh how come u dun link my blog to urs?

dax 10/15/20 3:50 AM how to do tht?
dax 10/15/20 3:50 AM put a link?

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:50 AM by that action and/or non-action, are u trying
to imply to me that my rantings are not up to
standard?

dax 10/15/20 3:50 AM no la.. i just never link any blogs..
dax 10/15/20 3:50 AM no implications..

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:50 AM that's selfish lor

dax 10/15/20 3:50 AM =P

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:50 AM dun link other blogs
are u tryin to shut out the rest of the world?

dax 10/15/20 3:51 AM hehe.. tell me your explanation..
dax 10/15/20 3:51 AM should all blogs be linked? I just discovered ricebowljournals..

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:51 AM not ALL blogs

dax 10/15/20 3:51 AM waiting for approval... altho I think its just another webring.. blogring..

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:51 AM but blogs of people u dun see 24/7 and yet
maybe sumtimes wanna just click on the link to
find out how they're doing
eg : mebbe they got married
stuff lidat

dax 10/15/20 3:52 AM friends blogs then?
oh.. I have bookmarks..

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:52 AM SEE?
tt's the selfish part
what if one of ur fren wants to read about the
life of ANOTHER one of ur frens
they can't do that now can they? cos all ur
links are in ur bookmarks

dax 10/15/20 3:52 AM I dun really use my blog as a jumping off
point... its more for ppl to read, and go see
interesting links there etc..

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:52 AM but if u haev links on ur blog
everyone can click on it

dax 10/15/20 3:52 AM okie... I'll put links to other blogs another nite...

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:53 AM mebbe after reading each other's blog
( eg : fren A and fren B )
then they can get together to gossip abt u

dax 10/15/20 3:53 AM will come up with a nice section just for tht..
dax 10/15/20 3:53 AM bullshit la u... your time of nite huh?

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:53 AM hahahaha
yeah
i come alive

dax 10/15/20 3:53 AM question

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:54 AM shoot

dax 10/15/20 3:54 AM wat if u meet a new fren, and they give u a
weblog, and u put it up, then after a while u
realise u're not tht much on talking terms
with tht person.. if u remove it... wouldn't u
be giving them a slap in the face, esp if this
non-talking terms isn't exactly explicit?

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:54 AM ahhh
[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:54 AM therein lies the beauty of the internet
[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:55 AM so u just leave the link there altho u prolli dun give 2 fucks abt the person now

dax 10/15/20 3:55 AM ha.. okie..

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:55 AM and prolli like 6 mths down the road
u post a blog entry that says
" revamping website

dax 10/15/20 3:55 AM mite as well create a page just for links, so I put a link to tht..
dax 10/15/20 3:55 AM hahaha
dax 10/15/20 3:55 AM then "forget" to include tht link ya?s

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:55 AM then u change the design of ur blog
then from there, remove all the "emotional
baggagE"
and add new frens
after that's done
u post another blog entry that says
" hi, i've tweaked the links section a lil, so
if u find ur link missing, just msg me ok?? :)
*smiles*

dax 10/15/20 3:56 AM PR.. its all abt PR..

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:56 AM so if the fucker/slut DOES msg u
then add him/her
if not (which is more probable)
then u have gotten rid of another piece of
emotional rubbish

dax 10/15/20 3:56 AM u the master...
dax 10/15/20 3:56 AM I'm just singgering here lor..

[SliVer] 10/15/20 3:56 AM danke danke

of the rain...


" did she call my name?
i think it's gonna rain...
when i die... "


3 nights now.. in a row.. it rains..
the night rain is poignant, when ur safe and sheltered
it's romantic, it's tragic, it's everythin..
and more..
i wanna revel..

of the tribute tattoo...

In Loving Memory - Sin
~ inked Monday 29 Sept 2003,
Lionel (Rebirth Tattoos)

of the dumps we take...

ripped this off cousin mindi's site, u need to read this, freakin hilarious


Like A Woman...

Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain which may be caused whilst waiting to get home.

With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend/husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.

Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.

Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).

Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.

Pull pants down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.

Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.

Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.

Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).

Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.

Flush the toilet and replace the lid.

Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.

Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.

Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.


Like A Man...

Select reading material (can be anything except a porn-mag; tried by every man once, but never repeated).

Tell everyone along the way, "Just going for a dump, okay?" Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors.

Pull pants and trousers around ankles, then sit down.

Adjust penis and testicles to hang comfortably without touching the toilet rim.

Open reading material and relax.

Whilst waiting, it is traditional to audibly fart.

Sigh loudly as the first one bullets out. It's quite normal to experience a cold jet of water rocket up your anus as a result of the first bomb. This is to be endured if you want to be a real man.

Remain sitting and reading until pins-and-needles set in to your legs and buttocks.

Rise and look at the poo. Make mental notes of any irregularities to report to friends and girlfriend/wife, e.g. colour, consistency, any visible traces of peanuts, etc. You must tell people about it.

Take long length of paper and wipe arse. You must look at the paper before throwing it into the pan.

Flush. If there is any residue left on the pan, under no circumstances attempt to clean it off. In due course, it will come away by itself. Or, when your girlfriend/wife next uses the loo.

Leave the seat up. Leave the reading material on the floor (you can use it again later).

Vacate the toilet, leaving the door open. It's important to a man's self-esteem that other people smell his produce.